Cheese Grater

Someone whose voice is so irritating and grating and dissonant that hearing is like rubbing a cheese grater up and down your face.

She's such a cheese grater.

Cheese Grater: twelve o'clock.

I hear her voice and think 'Shh shh. Your voice. My ears. Bad combination!' (Thanks Sleep Talkin' Man) Her new nickname is Cheese Grater.

by Lolchica February 22, 2010

Grape Juice

Refers to desirable high school girls who have not yet been tainted by American Universities where they will gain 24 pounds on Natural Light, and will don only their University sweat pants, even to weddings.

Grape Juice is often pleasing to look at, but rarely to engage in a serious relationship with, as at the end of the day they will still be wearing Uggs, and saying things like "The Administration is a great band".

It's like a few years ago, when all the wine grapes went bad. Everyone stopped drinking wine and started drinking grape juice.

"Holy goo, she's attractive"
"Yeah dude, but she's grape juice"

Guy: "I'm so excited to be going to Daytona this spring!"
Girlfriend: "Ugh. Grape Juice city..."

by GalaxyBoner May 13, 2010

5th grader

little fucking idiots who think they can date and want lots of sex even though they are stupid younglings who think love is when you hold hands and "kiss"

also they think they're smart as fuck
your in 5th grade.
idiots.

Wow Jimmy you're such a 5th grader, lets go make love and kiss behind the trees at recess. LOL!

by munchknommer October 11, 2015

gaper

A non-local snowboarder who has no clue as to what they're doing on the mountain. They stick to the green runs and are found crashing the 3 miles to the bottom.

The bar was empty because all the gapers are on Schoolmarm.

by spykjnij December 14, 2003

bum grapes

Another word to add to the colection of Weebl and Bob wierd words. Others include Bum Clouds Bum Hats among others.

Oh Bum Grapes!

by SkuM001 February 2, 2004

grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..

by R8D-X March 21, 2003

Bum Grape

While squeezing out a hot fresh cinnimon roll, you descover a rather large hemeroid has jumped ship and a visit to the local GP is in order.

Honey!!! fetch some towels my bum grape is paying me another visit!!!

by JP Jeremy October 7, 2008