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Granny

Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.

It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.

If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.

SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
“Dude I heard you summoned Granny! Pfftttt good luck, see you in hell
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
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Ur granny tranny

A defense text to use on a friend a text like Ur dad lesbian/Ur mom gay.
Jake: Ur mom gay
Josh:no u

Jake:Ur dads lesbian
Josh: Ur granny tranny UwU

Jake: *commits suicide*
by Ur granny tranny May 10, 2018
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Granny

Someone not to get on at.
Don't get on at Granny!
by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023
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Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.
Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?
by Westy3581 July 6, 2022
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granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 30, 2018
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No, ur granny is tranny

The greatest comeback humanity has ever discovered to the phrase "Ur granny tranny".
"Ur mom gay"-Person 1
"Ur granny tranny"-Person 2
"No, ur granny is tranny"-Person 1
*Person 2 loses the battle*

"Yes this is still a thing"- Narrator
by Micheal with a b July 13, 2018
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Granny Blunt

When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.
Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.
by ONLYSMOKEGRANNYBLUNTS April 14, 2023
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