No, ur granny is tranny

The greatest comeback humanity has ever discovered to the phrase "Ur granny tranny".

"Ur mom gay"-Person 1
"Ur granny tranny"-Person 2
"No, ur granny is tranny"-Person 1
*Person 2 loses the battle*

"Yes this is still a thing"- Narrator

by Micheal with a b July 13, 2018

Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

Ur granny tranny

A defense text to use on a friend a text like Ur dad lesbian/Ur mom gay.

Jake: Ur mom gay
Josh:no u

Jake:Ur dads lesbian
Josh: Ur granny tranny UwU

Jake: *commits suicide*

by Ur granny tranny May 10, 2018

Granny Blunt

When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.

Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.

by ONLYSMOKEGRANNYBLUNTS April 14, 2023

granny jojo

a fat conservative grandma

that grandma is granny jojo

by sani1717 May 17, 2023

ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.

Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*

by Urboi489 May 11, 2018

granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022