Gooch Features

to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys nutsack and asshole, 'gooch', essentially calling them ugly or retarded looking.

Man, that boy has gooch features!

Shut the fuck up, gooch features.

Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.

by natttaliex February 28, 2010

gooch-masseuse

one who takes pride in fondling the area between a dude's balls and asshole

guy 1: who is that guy talking to my girlfriend?!

guy 2: don't sweat it dude, that guy is a total gooch-masseuse.. his boyfriend is standing by the penis ice sculpture.

by slavehead February 18, 2011

Gooch Swipe

When you swipe your gooch with toilet paper after a fresh dump to make sure it's clean.

Jim: I wiped my gooch to make sure there was no lingering crap on it!

Carl: A gooch swipe!

by Gsullwold June 29, 2011

gooch berry

Ball of poop that gets stuck in the area between the balls and butthole aka The Gooch

As I went down to teabag her a gooch berry fell into her mouth

by gooch berry September 29, 2013

Gooch Coach

A continuous lick from the anus to the right nipple of a male or female

The key to a mans heart.

Hey girl I've got you a ticket on the Gooch Coach

by ElDonkle March 27, 2014

gooch cuddle

The act of two men scissoring, where the two gooches meet. This can often lead to a matting of pubic hair.

Kevin and rhys were in a spot of bother after there pubes became entangled after vigorous Gooch cuddle

by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017

Goocher

When the price of your favorite CryptoCurrency tanks at the worst possible time.

My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.

by The Baines June 28, 2017