That type of stoner friend that's always smoking your weed but never offers his own. They always want to get durfed from your own stash.
Guy 1: Hey, can I have a pull off your weed cart, bro?
Guy 2: Sure, dude, but you're such a durf goblin.
Guy 2: Sure, dude, but you're such a durf goblin.
by CertainlyNotADurfGoblin November 13, 2019
Get the Durf Goblinmug. Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close
Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins
Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins
I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.
by ANGELISDARKER October 28, 2022
Get the Box goblinmug. it’s someone who is like disrespects or hates the people of the culture but like uses the culture for their gain and appropriate the culture
by Funniez July 8, 2023
Get the culture goblinmug. by PhonkeeTown October 3, 2022
Get the goblin shitmug. Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
by Lacticdick January 31, 2019
Get the goblin noodlesmug. A Minecraft player who continuously spins in a circle while individually dropping every piece of coal he owns.
by dungeonmasterjake November 20, 2019
Get the coal goblinmug. A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
Get the Nut goblinmug.