waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!

by Sim dragon December 10, 2019

Chat Goblin

A person who spends most of the time text in the Discord chat instead of in voice chat.

Nick is such a chat goblin he never talks.

by Nicqo January 11, 2020

Asshole Goblin

Another word for Hemorrhoid.

This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.

by WraithBlade993 April 8, 2020

Slurp goblin

A woman that's able to deep throat massive cocks

Damn that girl I hooked up with last night was a slurp goblin

by Pimp master lex August 17, 2020

Spankin' the goblin

The act of masturbating or smacking your penis

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."

by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013

Bowl Goblin

The magic goblin that sneaks in to your room at night and smokes out of your bowl and torches all of your devil's lettuce

Hey bro, I think the bowl goblin broke in last night

by bowl,goblin, smoke, drug February 21, 2012

goblin grappler

when a male grabs a womans tit, boob, breast, bazoonga (singular) and or tata (singular for tatas) and squeeezes the shit out of it.

boy 1 - "she slapped me bro!"
boy 2 - "whatd you do homie?"
boy 1 & 2 - "GOBLIN GRAPPLER!'

by jreagan43 July 21, 2011