Slurp goblin

A woman that's able to deep throat massive cocks

Damn that girl I hooked up with last night was a slurp goblin

by Pimp master lex August 17, 2020

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Goblin Slayer

Also know as the beard cutter

Hym "Holy shit are we also Goblin Slayer!?"

Iam "What? What makes you think that?"

Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"

Iam "Wha... No way!"

Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"

by Hym Iam June 6, 2022

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Spankin' the goblin

The act of masturbating or smacking your penis

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."

by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013

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ecto goblin

Someone that is addicted to the drug ecstasy. The term is from Scotland! And the particularly use it in the west of Scotland.

"Did ye hear aboot we Jamie last night man, took 3 ectos. He's a pure ecto goblin now man whit happened tae um."

by Adamharvey January 30, 2017

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Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

by touch grass god June 5, 2022

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Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid

Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory

by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019

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