gitana 

a Mexican woman who is so entirely beautiful, she knows how to make a wiener stand.

"oh, look! there's Gitana! oh no.. now I have a boner."

gitana by haley ^_^ January 28, 2015

Gita

Gita is band from Tempe, AZ who's music makes you feel as if you're dancing in an enchanted forrest, naked, surrounded by fairies and unicorns.

How did you end up naked in the street last night?
I don't know, I might have listened to some GITA.

Gita by phuckphuckphuckphuck October 19, 2008

guitarast 

No talent ass clown with guitar. Someone who pretends to be a guitarist , copies visual style of Van Halen, Slash or other famous musician, but lack of skill and wish to learn.

Concatenation from "guitar" and "pederast"

Bob is true guitarast. Can't play but shows photos of his guitars here and there, and brags about that

guitarast by dildo777 February 16, 2017

guitar hero 

You guys are idiots. Guitar Hero and the "real" guitar BOTH take incredible amounts of skill. I would know; I play both. So until you can melt faces on plastic and authentic, quit trying to rag on everyone.

Guitar player: "dudeman guitar hero is so gay, itz not nearly as hxc as teh real guitar."
Guitar Hero: "stfu noob you can't five-star a song on Expert."
Rational person: "God dammit, you BOTH have skill. Quitcher bitching."

guitar hero by hayguys November 23, 2007

Guitard 

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Guitar" over the "Bass" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Basstard

Joe: I am playing guitar, the bass is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song

Guitard by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009

guitar hero 

1. Someone who has little or no life and spends most of, if not all, their time playing Guitar Hero 1 or 2.

2. Or, someone who has completed a particularly difficult song on any difficulty and won't stop bragging about it.

1. "Hey, do you know what ever happened to Dave?"

"Yeah didn't you hear, he's a guitar hero now."

2. John talked all period about his gaming prowess, he's such a fucking 'guitar hero'.

guitar hero by J-Sim June 10, 2007

Guitar Zero

A person who thinks and acts as if they are good at the game Guitar Hero, but in reality, they are horrible

Guitar Zero: Yo, let's go to my house and rip it up at guitar hero, i'm nasty... i'll beat anyone

Person: year right dude, you suck

Guitar Zero by Teddi April 20, 2007