Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

greasy chalk duster

when a group or possy of civilians get together and acquire a hostage And then proceed to pull out their shlongs and urinate all over their hostage

hey man wanna get some guys together and set p a greasy chalk duster tonight

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by chodley696969 March 4, 2016

Greasy collar

The collection of filth that builds up around your neck whilst you 'toss a salad' that is above you. Namely feces and saliva, other ingredients are common so the viscosity varies.

Frank has a greasy collar stain on his shirt. Didn't he just get a massage?

by Flint2O July 18, 2016

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

greasy buns

A very sweaty woman's backside.

Hectors wife had greasy buns after leaving the gym.

by Gdaddy June 5, 2016

Greasy Controller Sacrifice

When you're eating messy food while playing a video game and the game gets so intense that you have to use the fingers you've been eating with to make a game winning move.

"gg"
"Damn! Had to use the greasy controller sacrifice"

by DamnItBillyWhy June 14, 2016

Greasy Squah

A ugly woman/ man
Insult

You a greasy squah

by Exile212 June 27, 2016