butt golfing

You insert the golf tee in your partners butt, while they are balancing on their head, you put a golf ball on the tee. You then scream FORE and you whip your cock out and you slap the ball with your dilly dangle.

Brittney wanted to get freaky, so we went butt golfing.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.

"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."

by EmuOperative September 30, 2021

Naked Baby Golfer

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap

My little brother is a naked baby golfer

by Ndjdshsb February 13, 2018

jake the golfer

Jake is gay and has no friends.

Jake the golfer is gay.

by Conricly June 11, 2018

Golfing

going to a golf course (at a retirement home) durring lunch or after school and smokin bud

per 1. dude you wanna go golfing?
per 2. hell yeah dude, that aint even a question.

by everydayhoorider November 10, 2009

Golfing

Pretending like you’re at work when you’re in fact taking a 12 inch black dick up the ass

Person 1: Why are you golfing
Person 2: I’m at work nigga
Person 2: I wanna try golfing some day though

by AaronLikesItUpTheAss October 3, 2018

golfer

a drunk liar in ugly clothes who plays with his balls in public

Look at those golfers. They're such strange, yet silly people.

by Onewhoflies October 18, 2006