The Grand Reveal

When either facing a large audience or your significant other, one unzips his trousers and uncoils his 'hog', while uttering the phrase (in the most perverted voice)..."You like?"

"At each chance possible, the gang usually performed The Grand Reveal...typically trying to out do the other's portrayal of 'You liiiiiiiiike"

by Hogsmen November 25, 2013

grand canyon

a vagina that is loose and dry

a female version of the male "chode"( a penis that is wider than it is long)

Bitch: Marty you have a chode.
Marty: Oh ya, Bitch, you have a grand canyon.

by the vagina cutter January 18, 2009

Grand Island New York

An island suburban community located between Niagara Falls and Buffalo, New York. A boring little burg that can only be accessed by aging, massive old bridges that are under a constant state of repair. Inhabited largely by nigger rich dagos and polacks, white trash and "new money" from Riverside or Tonawanda. It's home to a shabby 1970's Holiday Inn haunted by a little she-bitch ghost and "Fantasy Island", a run down amusement park. There's no mall or theater but lots of apartment complexes and overpriced housing subdivisions (and the "projects" a '50s leftover tract of dumpy duplexes). Largely overrun by out of control spoiled brat kids that can neatly be categorized in three groups: wiggers, jocks or freaks. You can usually find them running amok in the hand me down Lincolns or Cadillacs their parents give them, in search of drugs in Niagara Falls or just wreaking havoc on "The Island".

Billy's dad was promoted to foreman at the Tonawanda Engine Plant. Now Billy's family is gonna leave the Falls and buy a ranch-house on Grand Island New York. Good thing Billy's mom is a meth-head, they'll fit right in!

by oneforyourmouth December 27, 2010

Grandads whisper

the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement

grandad saw a ladies ankles and i almost call for a herce because of his bloody grandads whisper

by frogcloset November 21, 2005

Grand Opening

A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.

Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!

by drifthunter August 16, 2010

Grand Prix

The greatest spectacle in college racing! Takes place at THE Purdue University, and never disappoints.
Teams create their own go-carts for a chance to win the trophy on race day.
The rest of campus uses this as an excuse to get drunk every day of the week.

Grand Prix is this week, did you get your tickets?

by Dummmmm April 8, 2019

Grand forks forker

When you forcefully shove a fork inside a females asshole multiple times until she loses a cup of blood. Collect the blood in the cup and use it as lubricant. Then pound the the females already damaged asshole until you are about to ejaculate. Then freeze the semen and then make her eat it the next morning with the same fork.

Danny performed the grand forks forker on his grandmother.

by Abraham jones June 15, 2017