funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.

by copkyle420 November 23, 2019

funk

an epic switch involving 3 or more couples

Bro what’s the move tonight? “Parker’s parents are gone so we’re having a massive funk in his basement!” yooo I’ll be there we’re gonna mak so hard! “Hell ya u better pull up”

by reedballer2 May 17, 2019

Funk

A word used when a man fingers a sexy girl’s stinky, blue cheese smelling pussy and then smells his fingers

“Girl yo pussy smell some funk!”

by Slappyass35 June 16, 2019

funk zone

mild fingering

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhhhh

by childeater123 August 13, 2019

Funk Fingers

When you stick your finger(s) up a person's bum and it comes out smelling of excrement.

"After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"

by zeeon doodlebob October 10, 2019

funk nugget

someone with a generally small build who is full of spunk and funk
generally very feisty
can also mean a bit of small poop that looks a bit off

Mizza: you see her over there
Mozza: yeh shes a funk nugget

Mozza: yo i just pooped out a funky poop
Mizza: dont you mean a funk nugget

by um....yeh February 24, 2020

funke

t give some one a heavy slap to help then

if you dont get a green in math i will funke you

by anonymous November 23, 2020