Fudge-Pond

A broken, clogged or toilet without water for flushing that continues to be used for #2.

A portable toilet with so much poo that it has absorbed all of the blue water.

"Last night was Taco night at the Bar and the toilet wouldn't flush and people kept crapping in it. It was a serious Fudge-Pond by the end of the night."

"The portable toilets at the concert got so full they were solid fudge-ponds"

by Perpetual_Stiffy December 5, 2011

fudge popping

The act of freezing one's fecal matter in a cock like shape to use as a dildo. To fornicate with poop.

Brenda is a total freak. She's even into fudge popping!

by Doc Guitar December 31, 2013

Fudge knuckles

When you go to wipe and your hand slips and you get last nights digested leftover all over your knuckles.

I was wiping the other day and my hand sliped and I got fudge knuckles.

by Garebear#1 September 22, 2014

fudge-head

The "polite" version of callings someone a shithead.

(In church) Wow! That preacher sure is a fudge-head!

by Echo One Romeo September 20, 2016

Fudge cap

The film of poop left on the upper portion of the head after it has been inserted into another's anus.

After I stuck my head up her butt I was wearing Katie's Fudge cap all night.

by TechnicolorHobo July 5, 2016

fudge cuddles

When your partner takes a large soggy shit on your stomach, and you cuddle until it melts and covers you both in its hot sticky stench.

I'm too tired for Wolfbagging tonight darling. Lets just have fudge cuddles.

by Rabbitfondler January 8, 2017

fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017