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Double Fisting

1. Holding two beverages, one in each hand.

2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.
1. “I double fisted my cold brew and cactus cooler at Hamburger Mary’s last night.”

2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”
by glitter clit July 30, 2021
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Dirty frostin

When a big humungous wiener go’s so far up your butt it hits your heart and you die
Oh hey did you hear Becky got dirty frostined last night
by Dirty frostin lover October 2, 2021
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fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.
“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”
by Brontonio October 21, 2021
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sudden fruiting

Dude! You need to try sudden fruiting!
by jeek620 June 27, 2022
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Double Fisting

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.
Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.
by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022
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Sonic Fisting

The act of punching a cat in the penis. Derived from the fact that cats are called “pussies”.
That dude really hates cats, he just sonic fisted that one.
That crazy cat lady over there, she loves sonic fisting, hence being a CRAZY cat lady.
by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022
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Italian Fisting

When you use five fingers while pleasing a woman and exclaim "mama mia!".
Dude, I was totally Italian Fisting her last night!
by pg69 February 11, 2023
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