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Filthy Wilson

A sex act. When you’re making sweet love to your lovers bung-hole from behind. Then you pull it out mid-coitus with their brown love juices on your grease missile. At this point take those chocolatey pastels and paint a Wilson face onto a volleyball like in the Tom Hanks movie. As you resume the hedonistic act and at the exact moment of climax, spike the volleyball onto your lovers back and cry out “Willllllsoooooon!” leaving a muddy facial imprint on their back.
Let’s go back to your place after volleyball practice so I can give you a Filthy Wilson
by ManleyGreaseMissile May 24, 2021
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Putrid Filth

AN heroingly incredibly band based on the yo yo subculture.
Their debut album, released whenever, titled Putrid's First Law, draws inspiration from popculture such as Newton's First Law, and Yo Yo's.

May contain putridity, unsuitable for faygets.
Bololobol.
Hay ghuise has you heard that fucking incredible band putrid filth! YOYO BOLOLOBOL!
by Putrid January 18, 2008
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Stunsle Filtchkin

1. Rumple Stiltskins' real name (the first incarnation of) passed down through many generations...some of which had excessive ear wax build up. 2. When a hunchbacked dwarf with a large, bent nose, beady little eyes and a chin like an onion (with 2 or 3 hairs sticking out of it) strikes a pose (typically stationed hunched over in a corner of a 17th century inn, rubbing his chin with one hand while saying "hmmm").
"Oh my......look at that hunchbacked little man with the bent nose, beady eyes and ....and....that onion chin with HAIRS growin' outta it!!!Dude.....he's got that Stunsle Filtchkin thing going on!!!"
by The paulinator May 24, 2008
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Reverse Filthmosis

v. Close relative to the "Filthy Folletta" and sometime performed afterwards, A Reverse Filthmosis is performed when a drop of sweat that has beaded down a heavy set woman's ass crack and is caught by the tongue.
Dude I totally gave that huge bitch a Reverse Filthmosis.

You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her that Reverse Filthmosis.

Mom: "What did you learn in biology today?"
Boy: "Reverse Filthmosis."
by fattony8675309 March 21, 2009
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International Filter

1. When a person's nationality or accent acts as a filter and obstructs the traits of said person's real personality and attributes

2. When two people form a relationship with one another from different nationalities and its obvious that at least one of them is a bit of a git, however the other person doesn't see them as they really are because of the international filter. Most commonly at play when one of them has a strong accent.

3. Sometimes also referred to as 'Ethnic Filter'
1.
Alice: "I can't believe that Jessica managed to score that hot Frenchman! Doesn't he see that she is a bit of a loserface?"
Kate: "No, the international filter does not allow him to see that"

2.

Bob: "I just don't get why those two are together?! They have nothing in common and he just smokes pot all day"
Mary: "yeah, I know, but I think they are both victims of the international filter"

3.
When Penelope Cruz dated Tom Cruise, the international filter did not allow her to immediately see that he was a sad little man/control freak tosser

3.
Irish people do not think Jimeoin is funny
by Daphne750 April 1, 2010
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ferrario filter

When a person exaggerates what really happened by about 3 or 4 notches.
"Dude, Steve called me and said that he was at a party and like 15 people came up to him and said they thought I was awesome!" After I applied the ferrario filter it meant that 1 person asked how he was doing.
by yourlastchance October 8, 2011
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doggie filter

Doggie filter, a filter used by thots
"Yo,that thot using a doggie filter"
by Yung grizzly September 4, 2017
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