Forest Herpes

Also known as poison Ivy or poison oak. The oil of Forest Herpes may cause an allergic reaction causing itchy rashes or boils.

"Mark won't be in today, he got a bad case of Forest Herpes on his face and ass!"

by Meat the destroyer September 3, 2011

Forrest Gumping

Forrest Gumping is the act of running, jogging, or walking for an extremely long time for no particular reason, often halfway across the country. Some have Forrest Gumped for so long that they end up grow gigantic beards.

Joe: You've ran all the way from New York City to Miami in less than a month. What the hell are you running from? The Mafia? The police? The government? Aliens?

Tim: No, I haven't been running from anything. I'm Forrest Gumping.

Joe: Ah, I see now.

by JohnMaddenFootball May 11, 2014

Woodberry Forest

a place where tons of dick sniffing fort builders spend their time doing two things:

1 - playing soggy biscuit
2 - making urban dictionary posts about how bad EHS is because their jealous

Woodberry Forest Guy - "Dude you go to EHS?"

EHS Guy - "Yeah"

Woodberry Guy - "Can I suck your dick?"

EHS Guy - "What the fuck. Are you gay?"

Woodberry Guy - "yeah...."

by Woodberry Headmaster October 4, 2012

the smokable forest

Another name for Kingwood, Texas. A place where there is an ass load of drugs and stupid ignorant religious retards with absolutely nothing to do except gameforce or mountasia which is like 3 million miles away.

Dude, there's nothing to fucking do in Kingwood, the smokable forest. Let's go smoke some weed.

by Kingwoodsux October 13, 2005

california forest fire

stick a cigar in a girls pussy anal fuck her then put her on fire pubes out with cum but she cant drop it

dude your sister couldnt handle the california forest fire and she lost her pubbs my bad

by tripp and justin made this December 4, 2007

Black Forest

When your among a large group of black people who have nappy roots or afros.

Being the only White/Native American in the place, I was frightened by the sight of the black forest.

by The Bush Fan November 18, 2004

Forrest Gump

After FUCKING some chick so hard; she needs leg braces and is slightly RETARDED after the ensuing offense. She also mumbles and drools when she gets excited or is in heat.

What happened to that girl?
-She was Forrest Gump'd

by Bust Down November 1, 2010