looking fly

cool, being awesome

You are looking fly today son...

by parleton April 16, 2011

human fly

A guy or girl who is obsessed with you and won't leave you alone even after you've rejected them multiple times. In public, they stand uncomfortably close to you and attempt to engage you in conversation making you feel like you're being surrounded by an annoying fly that won't go away. Dropping hints such as scooting away or excusing yourself do not work. They only make the human fly work ten times harder.

Jack wouldn't stop pestering Tina at the party. He kept hovering around her like a human fly.

by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010

things won't fly

Things won't fly without getting their supply. This highlights the importance of supply and logistics to support any enterprise.

Things won't fly without getting their supply said the project manager.

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

Female Hanging Fly

The female hanging fly will allow males that provide larger nuptial gifts to copulate longer, and in turn transfer more sperm, skewing paternity. Males providing insufficient gifts get flung off by the female before insemination is complete.

Anon: Dude, she's a female hanging fly. She’ll only mate with a male, when he brings her a caterpillar as food offering, the bigger the offering, the more time she’ll have intercourse with him. For insects it’s food for us it’s money.

Abak: You mean she is a gold digger!?

Anon: Hells yeah!

by Mash_124 October 21, 2010

a fly in the ointment

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.

There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Ilan Crane Fly

Mistaken for a spider, this gassy little fellah is sometimes spotted in the outer band of tress around China. A few were found in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia. The most interesting part of this creature is it's ability to fucking die. Yes, this creature can die at the drop of a hat, provided that the hat is on fucking fire. This animal is dead.

Look at that, it's dead.
Must be an Ilan Crane Fly

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

You fly I buy

A term generally used requesting another person drive and you will pay for yours and there purchase.

Damn, we're out of beer. You fly I buy?

by Buster Alpha July 26, 2014