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Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same
by papijohn November 21, 2017
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Waka Flocka

Looking at porn gifs to Waka Flocka Flames song "no hands" and watching the song and gif play in sync.
Dude, I was looking at anal gifs and I started playing waka flockas "no hands" and guess what? That shit syncs up, it was funny as hell.
by UrbanGiannis December 21, 2017
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Cluster-Flock

When multiple dickheads flock into a certain, place, fandom or hobby, transforming it into a clusterfuck of assholery. They will then anally rape it until it is sore, rotten and a genuinely bad place for everyone.
Joe: Did you see what the SJW invasion did to Marvel Comics?
Rex: Yeah. Once they began cluster-flock to it, it was only a matter of time.
by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk March 12, 2018
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Mocker flocker

A mocker flocker is an abbreviation for “mother fucker
Dude josh just tripped me hes a mocker flocker
by leahgrace13 January 25, 2019
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Dingus flonker

it is the long dying penis of a whale. The word can be used instead of the word doofus or idiot
wow john you are such a dingus flonker
by Flooper crankle February 25, 2019
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jooky flook

when a friend is being an idiot
jason was beaing jooky flook
by blobfishboy June 6, 2019
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Fauni Flawka

A nigga u know but don’t know

W1LD CH1LD!i
Behind the scenes like a movie or sum just not a lime light type being
The pain of fauni flawka is what makes him so beautiful be thankful ur around too see him !i
by Fauni’s intern November 22, 2021
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