Floatie

An erection or hard on! When a mans penis is erect or hard. His penis may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having sex whilst in the water.

Damn i woke up with a floatie this morning.
I had a floatie in my pants.

by Cassandra C December 28, 2005

floptagon

An ethnic food staple consisting of meat, cheese, beans, rice, lettuce, more cheese, sometimes bacon and sour cream sandwiched between two flat and round crispy corn tortillas and then wrapped with a large flour tortilla which is folded around the whole thing so as to make it in a shape consisting of a number of even length line segments like an octa- or hexa-gon. The whole thing is then grilled and flattened and consumed ravenously.

Its floppy nature and indeterminate number of equal sides makes it a floptagon!

Dude 1: Hey man, did you get a chicken/bacon floptagon again?

Dude 2: Si! It's the tastiest shape known to man!

by pizatski October 3, 2011

Floptomaticbrutepussyitis

An extremely large pussy that is capable to swallow you if sat on

"Dude i almost suffocated by that girls Floptomaticbrutepussyitis"

by ItsnotDean October 17, 2018

floptropics

Also said as floptropica or flopatropics, is an adjective that describes when things are not going the right way. This was a word commonly used by the DELICHUSSS group chet in the early 20s.

Not the floptropics, I litterally did not ask for that dumb beech to do that.

by ithotii May 25, 2021

floptropica

floptropica is a gorgeous island in the south coast of chile , it is home to some of you favourite icons such as cupcakke , jiafei , nicki minaj , deborah and more!! da boyz are banned from floptropica so you will be safe there. come to floptropica today and live the best tomorrow

“hey have you gone to floptropica”
“yeah i met queen nicki and did rap lessons with brittbarbie”
“well i met president deborah and vice president cupcakke and saw da boyz execution”
“omg!! im going back to meet them now”

by poosaiyluver April 9, 2023

flop-a-do

those tryin to be gangsta but they ain't

You say you live in the ghettos, I don't believe you flop-a-do!

by ARANAR July 23, 2003

floating face

When under the influence of LSD people's faces will sometimes appear to be "floating" as if detached from their head.

Holy shit, do you see Laz's face? It's floating! He is a floating face!

by Original Laz June 2, 2008