Flangdangy

A malapropism of the term "fandangled"

"It was a new flangdangy recycle bin"

by HugeJackedMan October 16, 2019

Flangel

a small towel or washcloth exclusively utilized to cleanse the lady parts. Often attracting a fishy or aquatic aroma.

‘Oh no’ exclaimed Cedric, ‘I’ve mistakenly used my daughter’s flangel to cleanse my eye after an unfortunate lemon squirting incident’

by Tomron Coolman November 24, 2019

fling or ring

daisy would like to go out with you

daisy: fling or ring?
you: ok x

by flingorring December 10, 2019

Flangelitis

A new word for sore feet obviously getting mixed up with feet and flange just hoping tomorrow she don’t come in wearing socks on her flange and knickers around her fee

I’m Ill I think I have Flangelitis

by Flangaleena January 20, 2020

filongopis

a another word for a fucking stupid ass bitch.

girl: how do you throw the ball under your leg like that
guy: uugh you’re such a filongopis

by call me a retard March 21, 2020

Flangepan

A murmuration of Non Binary Catholic nuns.

Dakota says to Quimm (on their non binary holiday to Brighton) I double dare you to streak through that 'Flangepan' over there

by Nan Pan Fans June 12, 2020

Flangebergasted

(verb) informal, past tense
An unexpected and astonishing accomplishment, that is worthy of bemusing not only oneself but also the almighty lord, where upon one man of baldness performed a fully consensual and enlightened sexual deviancy experience, that shall be locked away forever in the impenetrable safe box wank bank, with the fitty bitty blondie barmaid half his age from the boozer two doors down.

"Was so drunk last night that t'assistant manager from t’local pub had to carry mi 'ome, as she wo puttin' mi to bed I puked on her tits so she removed her top, took that as a sign she wo 'orny, so I says "Here love, part thisens legs so's I can tickle tha's pickle", she encouragingly obliged, one thing led to t'other and and I fully ferreted her furrow wit t'old mangle wurzel f't next 'our 'n 'alf... Never bin so flangebergasted in 'ole mi life!”

by Bald_as_hell August 12, 2020