Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.
Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.
Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...
Tod: alright man talk to me about it..
(shit got too emotional)
Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.
Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...
Tod: alright man talk to me about it..
(shit got too emotional)
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Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
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Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.
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