fish spitter

when a man ejaculates up ones nostrils. The person on the recieveing end of the cum shot then sends the cum from their nostrils and back through the mouth, subsequently this person is dubbed a fish spitter.
Man that girl is such a fish spitter.
I came all over her and some went up her nose, and apparently shes a real fish spitter.
by dirtymunger05 January 10, 2010
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fish nerd

A fish nerd is an individual who is very knowledgable and passionate about the keeping of fish in aquariums. This individual will talk for extended periods of time about their fish at any given moment. Not to be confused with a fish enthusiast. To tell the differentiate between the two, you need to ask the person what their opinion on fish bowls is. A fish enthusiast will act as though the practice of keeping fish in bowls is normal. A fish nerd will react as though fish bowls are an abomination. They will launch into a hour long lecture about how the practice is inhumane and cruel and explain the nitrogen cycle at great length.

Fish nerds are usually environmentally minded and are good to have next to you in a biology class. They are unfortunately very prone to aquaholism and MTS (multiple tank syndrome) if left to their own devices.
That fish nerd knows more than our bio teacher does
by BeanDipFishNerd April 17, 2017
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suburban fishing

the act of buying several fish, placing them in separate bags, and leaving them on the hood of someones car, videotaping and watching their reactions
i went suburban fishing, it was amazing
by yeah yeah yeah josephhh August 13, 2010
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Fish or Flowers

The spectrum of vaginal stench. If thy cunt smells like trout get the fuck out. If thy cunt smells of flowers it is worthy of golden showers. A tight flowery moist vagina is the most sought after thing on all of earth. A loose fishy dry cunt is the most repelling thing on all of earth. All hail the moist tight flowery cunt! ;)
Arb: Yo I heard you smashing that bitch last night! Was she fish or flowers?

Greib: Flowers MOFUCKA. I'm too good for dat fishy cunt!
by Greib Minzadian November 10, 2011
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fish dick

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.
That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.
by Cobra Lambent February 01, 2011
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salted fish

A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish
After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish
by anon502 July 07, 2018
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cunt fish

A nasty stank puss you don't wanna go near.
Dude I almost had to eat cunt fish last night.
by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006
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