fail

The "not" of the 2000s. Something that is okay to say this year but if you say it next year will just get you looked at weird, like if you wear to go out in public with a fanny pack or wearing overalls with only one strap buckled. Used to disapprove of anything and everything. Only momentarily, of course. Often piggybacked with "fail" as "epic fail". Another reason for other socities to despise the ineptitude of the human beings within ours.

(Somebody does something moron in a Children of Bodom shirt doesn't approve of) "FAIL!"

by BDITM May 22, 2009

Ass and Fail

What bad things are made of. Another way to say that something sucks. Comes from the fact that asses and failure aren't generally considered to be good things.

Not quite as retarded as teh suck, but pretty close.

Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

Things that rule are made of win and god.

Things that suck are made of ass and fail.

by lol anonymous May 30, 2006

fail

What the most of the guys above me did.
Also what would happen to me if you all click thumbs down on this definition.

Uhh the people above me that failed horrifically.

by rofl waffles and lolcakes March 19, 2008

Fail fruit

The lacking sibling.

oh my gosh Ben is the fail fruit of the family.

by Buzz McCallister December 12, 2010

Chainsaw of fail

An expression towards someone who has committed an act of fail. Supposed to express a chainsaw hacking apart the other person's bad logic.

"Violets are red, roses are blue..."
"Dude, violets aren't red! Chainsaw of fail!"

by jonay81687 December 23, 2008

sex fail

1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion

2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through

3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it

4)see ruby shotgun

1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail

2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?

Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat

Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!

Alex: d

3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?

Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals

Anthony: SEX FAIL!!

by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008

EPIC FAIL!

A failure of EPIC proportions.

Announcer: "And he...DROPS the ball!"

EPIC FAIL!

Man: "Oh no i just came!"

EPIC FAIL!

by Lavander Goons May 15, 2009