fiddyleven

Donald done got his knees dirty bout fiddyleven times

I'm tellin you he gets on his hand's and knees about fiddyleven times a day

by brittany mac :) April 8, 2004

Fiedler

A du mass who has no vision of the real world. It likes only video games and sucky movies(sci-fi). it also has an iq lower than it's show size

hi. i am fiedler. i like only videogames. i am also retarded to the highest level of matrix.
my iq is half of my showsize, which is 9

by Tim Snitcherberry December 2, 2004

fiddling

At the beginning of a beer pong game whilst teammates are filling up the cups, they accidentally pour into the same cup

Tim: "Oh man we just totally fiddled!"

Mark" "Yeah we did man! Big Fiddling Fiddler McFiddlestein!"

by UNGZ March 1, 2009

fiddlefuck

A rapid succession of miscommunications between any number of people occupying the same physical space.

All right, this is a fiddlefuck of a conversation.

by kyleglenn October 14, 2011

Oklahoma Fiddler

Oklahoma is shaped as a short penis with a huge ball sack to go with it.
A Fiddler is one who usually plays flute-like objects. To fiddle, one must place the hand around the flute.

That being said, an Oklahoma Fiddler is one who places the hand around the flute that is shaped like Oklahoma a.k.a handjob giver.

Mark- Yo Steve, how far will Mary go?
Steve- Oh that bitch! I used to dip in that coffee if you know what I mean. She'll go pretty far, a definite Oklahoma Fiddler.
Mark- SWEET!

by Nick S. May 13, 2005

FIDDLEY FLOP

TO FLAIL ONES GENITALIA FAGGISHLY WHILE PLAYING THE FIDDLE, WHILE HAVING A GAY OLD TIME.

JIM-BOB WAS SMOKING SOME POLE AND BEING FIDDLEY FLOP AT THE FAMILY REUNION.

by QUEER BAIT 669 December 19, 2011

fiddledick

Drilling a series of holes in your penis in order to play the fiddle with it

I was so bored yesterday and i carved me up a fiddledick with my pocketknife

by Digging8inchesdeep December 7, 2006