Small Dick Energy

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.

Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Little Dick Energy

Refering to someone who is constantly an asshole and makes others deal with their actions. Specifically male Karens, Chads, and people with big trucks and toxic masculinity.

Person 1: Look at that dude. He's acting like he's all that and more. I bet he treats his girl like an object.

Person 2: It's giving Little Dick Energy....

by cottonmouth3000 February 11, 2022

dragon energy

Tremendous desire for the attention of others at the expense of any personal moral compass

Donald and I both have that dragon energy
-Kanye West

by Truthlives June 4, 2018

Ninja energy

Ninja energy flows through all living beings. Few people can master ninja energy, but when they do, it can be used to perform all manner of tasks. This can range from simple tasks such as cleaning windows, to more important tasks such as playing Guitar Hero

Alex: *sees Vikki* Fuck, I want to touch her boobies.
Matt: No way man, she'll go nuts if you do.
Alex: Not if I use my ninja energy to turn invisible. *turns invisible*

by Alex1993 January 3, 2008

big dick energy

ethan bray. that’s it that’s the definition.

big dick energy? you mean ethan bray?

by sameoldrhymes September 3, 2018

Big Dick Energy

Ryan Day.

Did you see that Ohio State coach Ryan Day cleaned house of the terrible defensive coaches? That dude has Big Dick Energy.

by FinnaGetDisPipe January 7, 2019

match my energy

Reciprocating one’s level of energy and feelings on a intellectual and or physical level.

no dude can ever match my energy because I apply pressure.

by Theyhate_nia June 19, 2022