elijah and myasia

Elijah Can Be A Complete Ass Hole Sometimes But He Has An Amazing Heart He Is Usually Sweet And gets All The Girls And Myasia is Outgoing And A Good Hearted Person If You Know A Elijah Or A Myasia You Gotta Get Them Together, They Are Both Good In Bed And Elijah Usually Have Large Penus But Dont Forget About Myasia She Can Be A Monster In Bed And Is Usually Horny

Elijah and myasia should totally have sex

by Elitzi May 27, 2018

Elijah

Elijah is a stupid person. He never respects girls and he never respects their decisions.

“Hey did you hear what Elijah did?” “Yeah he’s such a nasty person for doing that”

by hananann August 26, 2020

Elijah

He's fucking crippled and also border jumper

Elijah get yo crippled as leg over here before I make straight again

by DaddyWhy3 March 13, 2019

Elijah Phobia

the fear of Elijah Daniel(Lil phag)
twitters faggot

bro,i have The Elijah phobia

by my name jeff 69 January 13, 2020

Elijah

Elijah is a good friend and can make a wicked fried chicken! He can catch a baseball and say “me”. He can even calculate 1+1 without a piece of paper! If you find an Elijah look for a name tag as they will often get lost and have to wear a name tag by (city) law.

Why is Elijah wearing a name tag!

by Yeeeet 22 December 9, 2018

Elijah

Elijah is a kind, caring, smart, funny and good-looking guy.He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him, he really doesn't know how to shut up (which is kind of cute).Super athletic you may find him playing football with the guys.He will always act dumb but is actually really smart.He can be one of the bestest friends you'll ever have (if you can get one one as a boyfriend even better).He will seriously drop whatever he's doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know somebody named Elijah, don't let them go, you will regret it.

Girl drops her book*
Elijah:Are you okay?
Helps her with the books*
Girl:Thanks
Elijah:No problem, Whats your name?
Girl:Lizzy
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Lizzy: Sure

Fastfoward 2 years Elijah and Lizzy are starting high school sophomore year and a happy couple.

Based off a true story*

by Nonyabussiness123 January 1, 2022

Elijah

A total fuck Ing retard

I'm Elijah and eat butthole aids

by Elijahwillyman January 1, 2019