First, you sit down to take a crap with an electric charge. Your crap is long enough to touch your asshole and water simultaneously, and the static discharges through the crap, giving you a tingly sensation in the butt cheeks.
by skier1437 May 6, 2011
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Sometimes Election Twitter can be referred to as (ET)
by Shawnpsam January 22, 2022
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A shop in vocatioinal high schools that is completely pointless. Were all the people who are retarded enough to take an everyday chance of dieing go into. Anybody that takes this shop feels inportant because they do the average easy work that 75% of americans are too lazy but yet capable of doing themselfes. After taking this shop you will learn two things. 1 how to tac wires up against a beam and rip them apart after and 2 you just wasted 4 years of your life hanging out with a bunch of guys in a room with a bunch of wires.
At a funeralo what happened to him?he's an electrician o you mean he wasted 4 years of his life in the electricity shop having a sausage fest just to die?yup thats what i said
by billybobjames February 4, 2009
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1. Well, I just failed a test that will help me graduate college. I am going to electric eel myself.
2. Person #1 "Hey how did you do on that test?"
Person #2 "How about you play the electric eel game.."
2. Person #1 "Hey how did you do on that test?"
Person #2 "How about you play the electric eel game.."
by The Man who did this May 14, 2014
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Electile Dysfunction; Both political parties in the USA have done their very best job to ruin the democratic electorial process. So it is true that you can kill a fantasy (aka Camelot is dead) period.
by ron abbott October 28, 2008
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by Free subway July 4, 2009
Get the electrical pile mug.A disease that affects a person's ability to reason. People with this condition suffer from irrational delusions that a candidate in an upcoming election will "change everything", "keep their promises" and/or "get things done". Other symptoms include, but are not limited to: believing politics is interesting, putting an election bumper sticker on your otherwise valuable automobile, passing out leaflets and yard signs, and actually reading propaganda mail. Outbreaks generally occur in a 4 year pattern coinciding with presidential elections, although extreme cases will lead the victim to feel this way toward all elections down to county level, especially in die-hard partisans. It will affect Democrats and Republicans differently depending on the candidates and election conditions. Positive Election Disease (PED) gained unprecedented media coverage during Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential campaign, marking the worst recorded epidemic of PED in America.
Facts about PED:
PED feeds on bipartisanship.
Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.
PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.
Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.
Network news makes it worse.
PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.
PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.
During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.
Facts about PED:
PED feeds on bipartisanship.
Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.
PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.
Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.
Network news makes it worse.
PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.
PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.
During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.
douchebag: "Barack Obama will bring change to America! He's going to fix the economy and fix healthcare the right way and he's going to get Democrats and Republicans to work together."
registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."
registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."
by IndependentForever November 1, 2009
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