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Electric Eel 

First, you sit down to take a crap with an electric charge. Your crap is long enough to touch your asshole and water simultaneously, and the static discharges through the crap, giving you a tingly sensation in the butt cheeks.

It was so dry out today that when I pooped, my electric eel made my ass cheek hairs stand on end.

Electric Eel by skier1437 May 6, 2011