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Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.

Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.

In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend

Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it

George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
by Insanities_Savior April 10, 2010
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Edward Cullen

A FICTIONAL character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is a vampire who does not feed off human blood and sparkles like a diamond in the sun.

His hobbies include watching his 100 year younger girlfriend sleep, watching said girl through others' minds, keeping his virginity, being over-protective, committing suicide and fighting with werewolves.

Many girls have fallen in love with Edward, for he seems to possess some of the best qualities in a man. Countless teenagers have broken up with their boyfriends for not "being more like Edward".

Edward is: a stalker, pedophile, abusive, creepy and really sketchy. But he's sexy, compassionate, intense, stubborn, gorgeous, intelligent, mature and undead.
Edward Cullen is in love with Bella Swan. Good luck, cause she is one whiny chick.
by QuoteGirl December 28, 2009
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Edward

If you find a Edward Keep Him And I mean it he has Good dick and Make you moan like a joyride to heaven so get you a Edward And keep Him
Oh yeah baby give it to me then boom youll want him forever Edward Is the best you can have Sexy ,Charming and A ladys man
by BestDef967 May 8, 2018
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Edward Furlong

Guy #1: Can you belive Edward Furlong?
Guy #2: I know, first he dates Paris Hilton then he 'saves' lobsters.
by Kett September 2, 2008
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edward 40 hands

A legend among modern men. His name was edward, and he had 40 hands.
Person 1:

"Dear God, does that man have 40 fucking hands?
Person 2:

"Yes. He is Edward 40 hands."
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Edward and Bella

What Stephenie Meyer didn't tell us.
Nothing could be more perfect than this. This moment was so intense, so spiritual, it was hard to breathe. Laying under edward in this big white cushy bed; his arms on either side of my face, my arms hooked up around his shoulder blades.. He held himself carfully, so i didn't feel any of his weight, but i could feel every line of his perfect body pressing into mine. Our bodies were still salty and dripping from the swim, i coudn't tell if i was sweating. I stared into his eyes, breathing heavy. He stared back, his golden eyes full of love and passion. Thank god we were already unclothed. Any time used by removing eachothers clothing would be; while exciting; a waste. He bent his head down to press his lips lightly to mine. His lips traveled down my jaw line and pressed into the hollow under my ear.
"Bella," he whispered, his breaths shallow "Are you sure?" Was I sure? was he crazy? ofcourse i was.
"Ofcourse I am, Edward. I've never been, more sure, of anything. I love you" I made out between short breaths. He laughed quietly. "I love you, too." his soft voice was seductive. God, why couldnt he just start already? I couldnt take it anymore, I grabbed his face and moved it back to mine. I kissed his lips egerly. He growled and let our lips part. I used this opportunity to push my eager tounge between his delicious teeth and let it play with his. His tounge pushed back and i let him explore every contour of my mouth. Oh my GOD he tasted so good i wanted to crawl up inside him and sleep there. A little moan escaped in the back of my throat, exciting edward, and then he couldnt wait any longer either.
He cautiouly pushed him self inside me. I let out a surprised moan wich he breathed in with a muffled gasp. Woah. He pushed a little more, letting himself glide farther into me. I couldn't breath. We continued to kiss feircly, unable to let go of eachother. Edward started to push a little faster, increasing the friction between our bodies. in and out, in and out. I fought to contain myself, for the expressions i wanted to release were embarrasing. i wanted to scream.
His left hand slid underneath my shoulder blades and massgaed the indents behind my ears. his right hand traveled down my rib cage, curved around my hip, down my thigh and stopped at my knee. his cold hand bent my leg at the hip as he slid his fingers down the back of my thigh and back up toward my knee, sliding his ebow up under my bent knee. As he pushed into me gently, I hooked my other leg up around his waste and began moving my hips in tune with his. I arched my back as he pushed faster in and out of me, creating a friction i couldnt control. He was so hard, I couldn't breath. I moaned his name and he pushed harder. My arms moved down his arms and gripped his forarms. Edwards lips traveled down to my neck where he started licking and kissing me, driving me crazy. I didn't know pleasure could come this intense. i wrapped both legs around his waste and sweeped my arms up his back in an attempt to pull him further into me. I wanted him and all of him faster and harder and more and more and more. He read my body signs and sped up, getting a bit more intense with each passinate push. Our bodies moving in unison, I let out a gasp. I could feel his heavy, ragged breathing against my neck, his hands moved all over my body, gripping and squeezing. My fingers were scraping eagerly against the granite skin of his back in an attempt to hold him tighter against me and control the pleasure.
My own breath was coming in short shallow gasps now, a small moan escaping from the back of my throat with each exhale.
I could feel the pressure building inside of me. edward continued pushing, making my insides scream with delight. My moans got more high pitched and our breaths got faster and more shallow.
Edward moved his lips down my neck and continued untill he was kissing and carressing my breats. I threw my head back and gasped, my back arching letting my body feel even more. He licked his way back up my chest, licking my collar bones and up my neck, stopping at my lips and kissing me passionatly, groaning quietly. He let his tounge travel the shape of my lips, making my heart race even faster then it already was. his lips shifted down to my left ear. "Bella," he groaned quietly. I thought my heart was gong to jump out of my chest. My hips kept moving in tune with his, my bach still arched, my fingers still scraping the granite skin of edwards back, me head thrown back. I let my eyes close and let myself think of nothing but the pleasurable pressure building inside of me getting stronger and stonger every breath i took. The feeling inside of me made me want to jump up and down screaming. It kept building, faster and faster. My legs wrapped tighter around Edwards waste. My hips moved faster, attatched to his. My arms clung to his shoulder blades as if my life depended on staying close to him, which it did. My breathing was eratic and adible, my moans louder and more intense. His hands were traveling up and down my back, up my legs, around my hips, carressing my chest, framing my face, curving around my elbows, shaping under my shoulders. He was holding me tight, yet not quite tight enough for me. I groaned, and as if he could read my mind, his grip on me immediatly tightened as if in reaction to my pleasured gasp. Edward kept rocking me back and forth while pushing inside me. his left hand slid up my neck and massaged the hollows behind my ears. His right hand moved down to my low low back and pulled my hips tighter against his, arching my back even more. I could feel everything. And Everything still wasnt enough. I wanted more more more and more. I wanted him to go deaper inside me. I wanted it harder and faster, as much intensity as possible. Physically loving someone has never had so much meaning. So much intensity. Is it possibe to love someone as much as I love edward? As much as i love physically loving him? I couldn't imagine anything more exciting, pleasurable, or meaningful.
The friction was building. Our bodies moving faster. Our breaths becoming even more rapid. My moans turning into slight screams of passion. Edwards lips stayed at my neck as he eagerly physically loved me, his breath raggid, slight groans escaping his lips. He groaned my name continuoiusly, whispering that he loved me.
Just when i thought things couldnt get any better, i felt my insides explode. Ripples of pleasure exploded through my entire body,making me moan high and loud. I threw my head backfarther and let my body recieve electrical jolts from between my legs. I couldnt tell what was me and what was Edward. We were Edward and Bella , Bella and Edward. We were Bella, we were Edward. Edward kissed my lips roughly, groaning,still pushing pushing pushing. His face dissapered beside my neck as if into the pillows under my neck and head. I hardly noticed. My body was still receiving the most incredible pleasure I have ever felt.
After one last moan from me and groan from Edward, he rolled us the the side, exiting himself from my body. I lay with my right leg hooked up against his waste, my left leg laying on the bed, my arms still wrapped around him, My body pulsing all over, kept from over heating only because of edwards cool body pressing up against me. His arms were around me too, and i rested my head against his chest. The last thing i heard before falling into a deep, happy sleep was the heavy and hard breathing of me and Edward, my exstatic heart beat, and the happy buzzing in my ears that resulted from reaching the ultimate level of love for Edward. I drifted into a dreamless sleep.
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Edward

A male English given name meaning "blessed guard". Contracted forms include: Ed, Edd, Eddie, Eddy, Ned, Neddie, Neddy, Ted, Teddy and Teddie.

Notably the given name of the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of books.
Hey, have you met Edward yet?

OMG! You mean Edward from Twilight? He's here?!

...No, Ed from our new biology class.
by Keris Rain March 20, 2009
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