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rabbit ears

What you'll see if you pull your front pants pockets completely inside-out; performing this action empties the entire contents of your pockets -- even tobacco fragments and lint cannot escape detection here.

When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.
{Josh}: Drake, empty those pockets! I have a $50 bill missing and I'm pretty sure that you took it.
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!
by Telephony July 9, 2020
mugGet the rabbit earsmug.

ear hook

Pronounced "err hook" as in the St. Louis regional dialect. Meaning is equivalent to eavesdropping with an added level of removal. Used primarily by African-American females when discussing social distrust.
"Girl u know u err hookin' when u done listened to ma conversation and still got it wrong!"
by blazn April 14, 2004
mugGet the ear hookmug.

Backwards ear

To express immense displeasure in the manner of a cat.
That van parked so close to my new car gave me massive backwards ear.
by HHW666 December 12, 2015
mugGet the Backwards earmug.

bitch ear

A medical condition formally known as "Auris Bitcheas." This malady strikes tens of thousands of American males every year, and is caused by the unholy sonic reverberations of the upper registers of the female voice on a cell phone.

Auris Bitcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.
"Hey man, could you turn the TV down? I have MAJOR bitch ear from talking to my gf last night."
by Sir E. P. D. February 5, 2008
mugGet the bitch earmug.

Ear Sex

Nibbling on someones earlobe for a sexual reason.. like making out with someone and going kissing neck to biting ear lobe.
"whats ear sex?"
"this" attacks and nibbles ear lobe.
by Mimi Chicka May 22, 2006
mugGet the Ear Sexmug.

pigs ear

"oi johnno ,grab us a pigs ear when you get me a dogs eye with dead horse".

translated - hey john, can you please get me a beer ,when you get my meat pie with sauce.
by wackyv8 June 11, 2008
mugGet the pigs earmug.

jew ear

When an affected ear has become accustomed to only hear the sound of gold falling.
I can't hear anything out of my left ear except the gold coins in my wallet, looks I've caught some jew ear.
by reactiv August 9, 2009
mugGet the jew earmug.

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