Ession

"Ession" originated in Sydney and has many many meanings. To "have an ession" means to have fun, in no way in particular. You can have an ession anywhere, any time. To go to an ession usually means to go to a piss-up or a party.

1) Dewy: Dude c'mon we've gotta go to class.
Jake: Fuck that dude, let's have an ession.
Dewy: We can have an ession on the way.
Jake: An ession on the way to class?

2) Liam: What are you doing tonight?
Shezza: Havin' an ession. Turn up.
Liam: Why not.

by Dewy Horne February 5, 2008

eSSeNTiaL

a very sexy guy with a 10 inch black cock often used for pleasing women by hitting their g spot with their enormous cocks

eSSeNTiaL fucked the shit out of that girls pussy and gave her bruises along with herpes.

by bJOHNSONdt aka eSSeNTiaL April 15, 2005

Essay-T

an alternate spelling for the new SAT, emphasizing its inclusion of the 25 min. essay into the writing assessment.

The SAT was out of 1600 points; the Essay-T is out of 2400...

by Cristopher Kim February 23, 2008

essay-rapped

When one works really hard on an essay and it turns out to be total crap.

Guy1: Wow, I spent like an entire week writing that essay and I got C! I got totally essay-rapped

by unum March 4, 2008

Essam

This meme devouring machine is often found inside his highschool locker. Essam, better known as E, regularly T-poses on his haters. It is a common trait of Es to carry around pop tart generators inside their testicles, this is why he gets all the hoes. You can often see an E in close sexual contact with a female who is trying to make him nut for his pop tart. The only bad trait about an E is that they always seem to steal your girl but with his epic default dance it is compensated.

Girl 1: Hey did you see that Essam over there?
Girl 2: Yeah I totally made him nut for that poptart

by BigBrainBoi November 16, 2018

essex

A really crappy county in England populated mainly by townies. I know, i live here. Ye gods I hate it.

"I'm from Essex innit? I'm such an Essex slag! Everyone in Essex wears burberry!"

by Goth Pixie March 11, 2004

Essex University

Essex University-Chelmsford Prison, where various degree of Chav, thug, urchin, and cretin can learn such skills as Literacy, Cooking, and basic math, all the things their cross eyed parents should of taught them if they had known themselves, or if they had gone to school, all thanks to the tax payer.

He's doing a three-year degree at Essex University

by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009