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door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007
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Door 5

A euphemism for an extremely hot, or well endowed (large breasted) female who has honored a warehouse or warehouse like business with her presence. Door 5 is merely a cover so one can announce it freely to other workers without being suspicious.
Female enters
Intercom: Uhh Carl there is a Door 5, front desk
by Corey Thomas Laurin March 18, 2008
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door to door rocking

The act of going through neighborhoods with acoustic guitars and busting out monster jams when the unsuspecting neighbors open their doors. Popularized by the cult television show Tenacious D
Most of the psychological comunity aggree that their are five stages a person most go through when confronting death:
1:Anger
2:Denial
3:Canadian Temp Job
4:Door to door rocking
5:Acceptance
by Treyasdgsdf November 2, 2008
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doorjam cuffs

A sex toy bought to pin someone to a door. Used in sexual acts where one partner is restrained. Usually by ankles, wrists or both.
We bought some doorjam cuffs, so we could have a banging good time.
by Banks.89 August 9, 2009
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Door Dis-Etiquette

Someone who walks really fast to the door so they don't have to hold open the door for someone that is approximately within 5 steps away from the door.
coworker #1: "Did you see that guy speed up when he got closer to the door? He just wanted to make sure he didn't have to hold it open for me.

coworker #2: "He surely displayed Door dis-etiquette! So Rude!"
by Lolita75 January 12, 2010
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Doordump

To have a used condom thrown at one's face
by Charlie Boomerfield February 8, 2010
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Doormatagus

The name for a person who is in the condition of, addicted to or unable to stop being treated like a doormat.

General term for someone who accepts a lack of respect and continues to think that they can change another human to make them nice.
He does EVERYTHING for her and she still walks all over him. He needs to stop being a Doormatagus and stand up for himself.

Down with Doormatagus!
by Tsho November 11, 2010
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