drien

Your doing the tiktok trend so probably Ur name is Adrien

Hi Adrien

by Apersonwhodoesn'thaveaname May 22, 2021

Dietz nuts

Dietz nuts are a brand of meat nuts made by Dietz & Watson.
Dietz nuts is also similar to the funny troll word deez nuts.

person 1: How dietz nuts taste?
Person 2: Delicious.

by War criminal September 12, 2021

The Monday Diet

Coincidentally, every diet seems to, "start on monday". From the Atkins diet to the Sugar Buster. The Monday Diet is home to many many different diets that are have been thrown on the "back burner" by overweight, lazy individuals. In addition, this diet typically lasts 1-3 days.

"Hey Phil, you know man I really don't think you should be eating a second Big Mac, those things are packed with the cals buddy."

"It's ok man, my diet starts monday, I gotta enjoy myself over the weekend"

"Ahh the Monday Diet, gotcha"

by Tribulus July 5, 2009

the tapeworm diet

When you continue to lose weight mysteriously like a cancer patient, despite eating like a pig, and working out seldom or never.

Cate: You've lost weight. Are you on some kind of diet.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

dries

Drunk Eyes. Slightly open or one eye open or eyes rolling into back of head when extremely drunk

Dude did you see that picture from last nigh? You had horrible dries!

by Sweet Pita April 24, 2011

dieting panties

Panties which are smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.

The aspiring ballerina purchased a pair of size double-zero lace panties with a 20-inch waist and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into these dieting panties. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in them." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate lace against her glabrous vulva, and her hunger temporarily subsided.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

The 15 minute diet

To take a dump, thus dropping weight. Could also be "The 20 minute Diet" or in extreme cases "The 40 minute diet".

The Only diet plan that can guarantee you'll lose 1-3 pounds in 15 minutes while sitting and reading.

See you guys in about 15 minutes, I'm going on the 15 minute diet plan.

by Brock Berry November 1, 2007