Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

by Sexydimma December 7, 2017

Dork

Someone that wants to be a socialite at the financial expense of others.

The dork wanted to go around like she owned the place she wasn't even originally from, she wanted the kind of power to do that, and the money was just a means to an end.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

dork heaven

Completely engrossed in your own nerdiness.

"Omg, did you hear about Magic: The Gathering – Duels of the Planeswalkers? I'm in total dork heaven right now."

by autumnbeware October 10, 2011

Dork

An idiot.

You are such a dork Kevin.

by Everwun September 26, 2018

Dork

A dork is most likely what you call the person who means the world too you! 🙄❤️ And when you are writing this (reading this) you probs just got a text from them so you have to end the defection there!

Me: he’s such a dork I love him!
Friends: UGH you always talk about that dork 🙄

by bark bark ruff ruff 😦 January 25, 2021

dork

N/A

He is a dork !

by anonymous February 17, 2021