Donkeypower

The units of power of a piece of shit car.

The piece of shit car in front of me must only have a 100 donkeypower engine.

by chulin May 23, 2009

Donkeyed

Donkeyed
Donkey(ed)
Adjective
How you feel after drinking too much alcohol .

Last night was fun, but I'm feeling super donkeyed today!!
Yo! I haven't felt this donkeyed in years!

by Raelito April 15, 2020

limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

by gav n nick March 14, 2006

Slack jawed swamp donkey

Another name for a dirty slut.

have you seen that Slack jawed swamp donkey? I heard she gave head three times last night.

by DM321 May 26, 2010

donkey raping shit-eater

someone who uses big words online to sound smart

where have i seen that before

by as is June 28, 2003

Package donkey

Package donkey. A word that describes a rather obese person struggling to carry multiple bags, boxes or other such items.

Look at that Package donkey over there trying to carry all those bags

by kev Schmitt August 19, 2010

Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey

1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.

2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.

That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.

by Simple Soldier 81 June 19, 2009