Egg Dog

A glorious creature which to the naked eye is cute but will rip you up and make an omelet out of you. Beware for the egg dog will make you bleed with cuteness and will cause you to fill up your camera roll with photos. Then, it will crack you like an egg.

Bob - Look! It is an egg dog!!!
Jeff - Oh damm. Mate, I'm sorry.

Bob - What do you mean??
*Bob takes out his phone and starts to take pictures*

by Okey Doeky April 29, 2020

dog walker

slang term, dog whistle for a transgender person. Especially an activist moderator on internet forums.

Poster 1: Look at all these deleted comments, looks like one of the mods is a dog walker
Poster 2: How do dog walkers do this shit for free???

by Tintin of Lhouvum February 10, 2022

Lou dog

Sublime lead singer Brad Nowell's dog

It smelled like Lou Dog inside the van

by AceRockola April 9, 2005

live dog

An underdog that has a better chance of victory than the betting line suggests. Even though they're less likely to win than the favorite, betting on live dogs can be profitable over time because the reward would exceed the risk.

Laszlo: The oddsmakers are favoring Steve "the Boxer" Punchalot over Ricardo "Big Fist" Sanchez.

Balthazar: True, but I like Sanchez's chances. I think he's a live dog.

by B@lth@z@r July 23, 2014

Rare Dog

the stupidest kid out there, always slow in the head. They are called a rare dog because they are rare af

David ur such a rare dog

by yeetyeet21 July 29, 2018

Seattle Dog

When a guy has sex with a girl who has a pretty bad case of vaginal yeast infection so his penis gets covered with a thick, white discharge from her vagina. Named after Seattle Dog (food) which is a hot dog covered with cream cheese.

When he pulled out, his penis looked like a Seattle Dog.

by Amms16 December 28, 2016

Dog Dick

An expression if disapproval.

Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 18, 2021