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Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.
That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!
by JazzJ May 28, 2011
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diddle

To molest someone that is under the legal age of consent
<b>Convict 1:</b> What are you in for?
<b>Convict 2:</b> I diddled a few alter boys.
by Shandon April 16, 2008
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Fiddle Diddle

Slang for a man's private part.
Also used as an insult
You have a BIG fiddle diddle.
You fiddle diddle you screwed me!
by Fun Yun Rider January 5, 2011
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diddy boppin'

the act of trying to get into a club wearing your sweat pants. it doesn't matter if they have pockets your still not getting in.
bouncer: "Excuse me sir, I can't let you in, we don't allow sweatpants here."

unidentified male: "WHAT!?! BUT THEY HAVE POCKETS! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I AM DIDDY BOPPIN' TO THE FULLEST."

bouncer: "Please step aside sir."
by mugsbugs March 27, 2011
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Diddy Kong Dong

The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.
I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..
by The Three Wise Men June 27, 2009
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Diddle hopper

One who, fingers women while on a trampoline.
Me and Sally Diddle hoppered on your trampoline.
by Peanutbutternuttbutt6969 February 12, 2010
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diddy ride

pondwater???

You belong in a pond.
one in Nitshill
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