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Move slower than pond water 

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.
"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

pondexterous 

Puzzled? Its a very uncommon word, No one uses it so there no point in a definition
Hunter is feeling a lil pondexterous?

pentwater 

A small town located in Northern Michigan. Known for its busy summers, ghost-town winters, and beaches, it is a great vacation spot. Home to the Brown Bear restaurant and Pentwater Pizza and Grinders (Mancino's). Also has one school, called the Pentwater Falcons. A few families run the whole area. Such as the Malburgs and Wagners. Kids from this town are known for needing to be helped up.
Pentwater has the second best beach in the state of Michigan!
pentwater by jhave22 January 25, 2016

Sucking Pond Water 

A Montana term:

1. Drinking a lousy beer.

2. The feeling the day after drinking too much alcohol.
1. We sent back the table scraps beer on tap and ordered a Moose Drool. No reason to be Sucking on Pond Water.

2. We did the Bozeman Triathlon: Drinking, driving and shooting road signs. Ended up in the County Camp Snoopy holding cell feeling like we had been Sucking Pond Water.

pondwader 

A truly amazing person and is definatley someone to look up to.
You are acting so much like a pondwader
pondwader by Ormonday November 28, 2021
A true memelord, master of comedy, and also a frog. He drinks not so much water but is called pogwater due to a friend not wanting to get cancelled on Twitch because his username used to be bongwaterii, and is currently thosearewaiting. The reason he's thosearewaiting is because some fucktard decided to take the name before him just to spite him.
Kwon: Hey pogwater, I have something for you.
pogwater: *kills Kwon with a boulder*
Kwon: ah fuck he got me
pogwater by pogwater lmao October 27, 2020