Daniel Parkes

A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.

Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?

I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!

I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!

by The Russler650 May 28, 2012

Daniel Ford

At 18 year old boy with long hair, who usually has his hood up to cover his baldness at the back of his head. He is attracted to girls with the name starting with I. Most Daniel Fords like to live in Caravans which people mistake for him being a gypsy. He is a nice lad, with a sweet heart and sweaty toe nails. He likes being in bands playing the trumpet with his mouth.
Most Daniel Ford's like to go swimming with their amazingly attractive college friends; Daniel Ford can sometimes get jealous of how good looking his friends are.

This is right, issssss ittttt? Am I rite?

Cya

Daniel Ford likes going to bed

Daniel Ford is in a band

Lets all be like Daniel Ford

Daniel Ford says is it?

Daniel Ford says Am I rite?

Daniel Ford Cya

by Joshua Waldron February 3, 2014

Danieled

To pee yourself after passing out from being to turnt

Also known at "danieling"

Dude she danieled herself last night on the homies couch!

by Emrogers13 March 4, 2016

daniela leto

The act of being extraordinary beautiful, to cause shame upon other females due to dashing good looks.

Daniela is so daniela Leto, I envy her

by Amorales May 5, 2016

Daniel Marsella

Biggest fuck boi out, gives zero fucks about your feelings. Breaks your heart so quickly, goes for any girl he sees, be careful of Daniel Marsella he will snap you heart like a twig.

Dated Daniel Marsella, worst mistake of my life.

by Hereforthetruth August 27, 2016

damiere

Its not any mirror, its da mirror

Woah look its da mirror! Otherwise known as damiere

by Kyasaurus May 3, 2017

daniel meise

A sassy motherfucker, that will never go back to an ex!! #LADS

This is Dan Meise he is Ameiseing!!!

Daniel Meise this guys got serious Sass!!

by Sassy Dave August 8, 2017