Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do

Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me

by macadeliusthemagical January 21, 2024

knock and dock

Going up to someone's house knocking at the door and engaging in intercourse after they answer.

Dude, I knock and docked Autumn yesterday, it was awesome!

by TreOcculi October 9, 2018

Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload

Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks

by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023

Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.

Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!

by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023

tavis to the dock

Can be used in any rowing sport, tavissing to the dock means put literally no efforts in the rowing or paddling action

We're done with training session. Let's tavis to the dock!
Guys, put some effort in, stop tavissing it to the dock!

by Vipers2024 June 9, 2024

Reverse Docking

Like docking, only via anus. The act of interfacing one pink onto another

That reverse docking really was not as pleasurable as I thought it’d be.

by Vile Definez July 10, 2023

Bullet Docking

The act of placing a snorter bullet (often used as a recreational nasal party prescription dispenser) on the end of the penis, rolling the foreskin over it so only the tip of the bullet is showing then having someone snort from it, giving the impression they are snorting a bump out the end of a penis.

"OK ladies, let's round up some guys, get them Bullet Docking the gear and head to the park for a few rounds of Russian Boullette. It's all swings and roundabouts at the end of the day!"

by Psycloud September 7, 2025