dafuq

"The fuck??" An expression of surprised, confused, anger.

Dafuq you mean she's pregnant???

by bigbaydwolf April 5, 2015

Dafuq

Short for what the fuck

Dafuq you talking about ?

by Chahine81 March 1, 2016

dafudge cakes

A non-swearing way to say Da Fuck?!
plus it sounds delicious

"...So then i said dafudge cakes is wrong with you?!"

by TheRealCatastrophy April 25, 2016

Dafooquoo

When you truly have no idea what's happening and feel like "da fuck is going on" you can begin to worship this ancient religion

Mike's friends started talking about differential calc and he began to worship dafooquoo

by noodles235 August 6, 2016

Daftmorrow

A title for the day after tomorrow.

Guy 1: We're going bowling dude.
Guy 2: when?
Guy 1: Daftmorrow dude, get ready.

by obsessiveInsomniac June 13, 2016

daffuqque

when someone says something and you're like wtf!!!!

daffuqque bro?

by thedeathofme783 July 27, 2016

Daft

Silly, crazy

Bronwyn;"Whos the prime minister"
Millard;" Winston Churchill have you gone daft"

by OliveAmbroholos November 13, 2016