Cricket

An individual with a substance addiction, which is supported through the sale of stolen merchandise. A "cricket" is characteristically active at night, marketing stolen items to contacts quickly by selling goods at a discounted rate. They are likely to be housing and dropping off merchandise via a 1998-2011 Ford Crown Victoria. If a regular customer, it is not uncommon for a cricket to take requests for future transactions.

I met up with my cricket, but when I bought what I asked for, he tried to sell me a vacuum cleaner and a speaker.

by T. Sherman January 16, 2024

Night Cricket

A term used as a slur against black people.

1: "Dude, did you see the 7/11 down the street get robbed last night?"
2: "Yeah, I saw two night crickets run out the back door."

by wifebeater8651 March 17, 2024

Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.

"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."

by epictrollin May 16, 2019

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023

sea cricket

A person who askes a stupid or retarded question.

Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.

Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.

Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!

by Yungbasedtrapgod August 14, 2016