crampoon

when in the ocean, when a waves approaches and you think you can go over it before it breaks, but ends up slapping you hardcore in the face.

similar to beach slap.

"Dude, that's a crampoon, trust me."

by jessica anastastia. April 23, 2006

Cramming the Bobber

verb - a handjob where the person giving the handjob uses their own tears as lubricant, see cry job.

After watching a sad movie, Samantha crammed Robert's bobber.

That girl is fantastic at cramming the bobber.

by Thomazero October 23, 2006

Jack-O-Cramp'in

the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of hollowing out a pumpkin.

Dude, I'm like majorly Jack-O-Cramp'in right now; do you have a knife so I can end this?

by Ricola82 January 20, 2009

crama

Fashionable
Very trendy
Looking sexy

you look very crama today.

by Jason JA August 10, 2006

cramwich

to cram ur whole dick in a womans mouth while shes giveing u a bj

hey ur a stinky fuck
i kno poop

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Crambo Berry

A special kind of berry that tastes tangy and sweet and makes your tounge dance for more.

The cook said that the crambo was so good his tounge jumped out his mouth and made another pie itself.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

cramjack

its a device worn between two males having sex. it is worn by both males at the same time. it is worn over both penises. every time the man in the back thrusts, it jacks off the guy taking it in the butt. basically eliminates the reach-around procedure.

i just bought a new cramjack ...yay!!

by jo mama March 2, 2004