Cow ninja

A cow who is a ninja and stands on motherfuckers who try to mess with him. A cow ninja is also a fast cow who knows how to handle his weapons and use his speed to propell him/herself onto walls, basically running on walls.
"Omg look a cow ninja!" says the kid
"moo" shink!!
the cow says "another head gone, moo"
by Yoer October 27, 2007
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cow banger

Person who enjoys having sex with with an ugly girls, swamp donkey or Moon Pig.
He's such a cow banger, always smashing a moon pig
by .CJD. May 01, 2005
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kill the cow

to finish off the last gallon of milk.
Don't kill the cow, I would like a little milk for my cereal.
by DJace92 January 11, 2012
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sea cow

you may think its a sea creature ,but its not. its the fattest woman at the ymca doing water arobics. actually it could be a sea creaure . if you are in water arobics make sure that you stand next to her because this makes you seem not so fat.
hey girls ,do you se that sea cow? glad im not her
by N berg March 25, 2007
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Cow Tipping

Going out and hitting on the largest girl in the bar. The goal is to get her interested so that she starts buying shots for you and her until she "tips over." This activity is great when you are bored and want to keep your tab low.
Ever since the Lambdas got kicked off campus they have been going downtown to go cow tipping every weekend.

That guy from the new Gamma fraternity tried to go cow tipping the other night but forgot he drinks like a fairy and ended up getting drunk and going home with her.
by J Chris FBGM January 22, 2010
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cow fucking

to have a large and entertaining party, usually ending in sex and large consumption of alcohalic beverages. Called cow fucking for the need of 4 stomachs to hold all the alcohal
Dude i can't wait to go cow fucking tonight. This is gonna be awesome
by Captain Sexarific September 10, 2006
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you're a cow!

it actually doesn't mean that the person is / resembles a cow it can also mean bitchy or fucking annoying!
"Well fuck you, you cow!"
by Kyle January 24, 2005
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