A woman that you're dating that makes more money than you, is attractive and is older.
-Unlike a sugar momma, a sugar Cougar is actually still hot. 6/10th's of your boys would bang her!
-Unlike a sugar momma, a sugar Cougar is actually still hot. 6/10th's of your boys would bang her!
by ECO-AF July 27, 2018
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by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
Get the Step-Cougar mug.Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!
Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the Cougar mug.Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
by Aurexal October 6, 2016
Get the cougar claws mug.boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "
boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
by lemonface5 May 17, 2010
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