Much better than your standard cougar. A show cougar is one that must always be kept on a leash when in a public setting. Not only does it prevent the cougar from escaping, it allows you to gently tug the chain and whisper "easy there show cougar" whenever she is getting a bit too frisky.
Bro that Josie chick is a total show cougar. You better get the leashes on her before somebody else does.
by Foodst4mp April 12, 2023
Get the show cougarmug. adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.
A gougar is a goofy cougar.
A gougar is a goofy cougar.
by slut slayer July 31, 2008
Get the Cougarmug. A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.
A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
by Clevering June 13, 2019
Get the Uber cougarmug. by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012
Get the Cougar Cheesemug. by Pineapple89 July 4, 2021
Get the cougar nailsmug. by Cooooghuuurr April 18, 2018
Get the Cougarmug. Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!
Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the Cougarmug.