cooter

vagina

COOTER

Best time to locate it is between 8:00 p.m.- 12:a.m.

drowned in choclate syrup and smoothered in whip cream

by UNDEFINED_72 October 15, 2009

cooted

Cooted is another way of saying, "I'm fucking tired." Typically, one would feel cooted after a night of drinking or blazin' with some buddies. Cooted is a strong term in the sense that one can only be cooted when he/she is on the verge of passing out.

Bro, I was so cooted last night after I smashed that broad.

by DKFresh July 3, 2010

crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

cooter biscuit

The residue left inside a woman's underwear after vaginal fluid has dried on them.

I couldn't wait to sniff that cooter biscuit she left for me after she read that romance novel.

by JohnnyKnoxvilleJackAss March 16, 2011

cooter booger

The smelly sticky stuff you get on your hands after pleasuring your girl. Same consistency as nose boogers just from a different region.

Thanks babe, now let me go wash these cooter boogers off and we can grab something to eat.

by Bosley June 1, 2006

Cooter Chat

The conversation or chit chat the gynecologists insists on making during a pap smear or pelvic examination.

Doctor: "Nice weather we're having."
Patient: "Uh-huh."
Doctor: "Got any plans for the rest of the day?"
Patient: "Nuh-uh"
Doctor: "We're just about done here."
Patient: "Look Doc, I know you're trying to be nice, but can you please cut out the cooter chat and just 'git er done!?"

by kidsnpigs February 7, 2010

Contempt of Cunt

Noun: The passionless crime of neglecting one's vagina. The result is an unkept, fetid, malodorous vagina that is surrounded by tangled mange, often dotted with open oozing sores, and in serious need of douching.

Keyless "That escort had one of the most putrid and polluted pussies I've ever been in the same room with."

Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."

Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."

by Bosh Jurton September 9, 2011