Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Pulling an Amy Clark

Explaining things truthfully, honestly, but harshly.

That woman was pulling an Amy Clark during the debate.

by Civilian journalists March 12, 2022

Jordan Clark

Most handsomest light skin in the whole world will take your girl with just one look and 6 foot five.

Imagine Jordan Clark walking across the street

by wazzumlilbih23 April 3, 2025

cristian clark

The most prettiest handsome guy you’ll ever see. Has the prettiest smoothest skin, tall and muscular. athletic & active. Cares about others more than himself and never fails to make someone smile. He’s protective over his girlfriend and will do anything to protect her. Loves football, Loves rod wave and loves food. He always makes sure his girlfriend finishes before he does …. long cock

wow ! you’re dating THE cristian clark?

by iluvraccoons August 16, 2023

The Dan Clark Effect

A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.

Oh mate be careful I think you’re taking part in the Dan Clark Effect

by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023

Kyan Clark

Someone who has has a burning passion for donkeys and horses

Kyan Clarke said that donkey did turn into a stallion

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

Clarking

It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.

Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!

"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.

by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018