celtaphobic

The fear of British men and fear of men in kilts or wearing a kilt themselves

Don't be celtaphobic
Don't be a celtaphobic

by Tricky Macdoo October 23, 2018

Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.

Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Captain LongSack

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.

“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”

by lil swervy March 30, 2019

cephalophelia

When one has sexual relations with a member of the cephalopodus family.

My father has committed cephalophelia, after being caught having sex with an octopus

by Mike Scott, regional manager October 14, 2019

Captain Moore

Try to do something small and humble and end up doing something magnificent and amazing

"I'm going to do a little fundraiser"

"Let's hope it turns out to be a captain Moore"

by Boomy2394 April 17, 2020

CaptainNako

Old man eazly ofended and banes people for being funny. He dosent like people that arent serios and cant take a joke. CaptainNako is a way to say boomer, he dosent like peopple attitude if they arent they way he likes. He haves a dead server and whenn someone tries to revive it they get banned.

That old man is a CaptainNako

by SunlightCovenantSUcks May 12, 2020

CapTana

A man who’s capping ability is elite

Classic CapTana 🧢

by Frostier July 5, 2020