lumpy carrot

Orange condom over penis with warts.

She was so turned on until she saw his lumpy carrot.

by Werbenjagermanjensen October 28, 2019

Pete Carroll

As in "Pulling a Pete Carroll" .. means that you'll "pass" on an opportunity.
Made famous by his decision to throw on the 1 yard line in the Super Bowl rather than hand off to Marshawn Lynch.

Hey man, wanna grab Wendy's for lunch? Nah, I'll pull a Pete Carroll, thanks though.

by Gunsmoke Gator January 10, 2020

Pink carrot

You use a carrot to please your partner then the carrot breaks and you need to suck it out

Last night I met this chick on tinder and gave her the pink carrot

by A a rod February 14, 2020

Underhand Carrot

When at a posh restaurant, and the waiter gives you a cheeky hand job while pretending to read the specials.

I used to waitress at the Ivy, until I gave an underhand carrot to Russell Brand.

by wynners June 27, 2020

Jack carroll

Very strong, sparked out a gorilla with one punch , pro cow tipper , drinks Pure snake blood , killed a green anaconda with only a tooth pic and runs ST Nicholas fc , dated lots of guy birds for example your mom and Kim k

I wish I was jack carroll

by One way jc October 15, 2020

Cum Carrot

a vegan who has had a little too much fun with a carrot

That vegan teacher is a real cum carrot

by yourlocalmentallyillfrog April 15, 2021

STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.

“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”

by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 5, 2021