by Richhomie twan February 10, 2020
Daddy, I need that Candy Muscle"
by Swtpynk December 17, 2018
"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."
"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."
"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."
by Elliott Osborne December 09, 2012
by cold_eyes May 31, 2014
“Look at the candy wall”
by MmDonut March 26, 2018
Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.
Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.
by @price5233 June 20, 2020
The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.
"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"
"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"
"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"
by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010