purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

titty candy

Something you do not want, usually stored in a woman's bra

Tiffany:"Here, have a couple spare quarters I had. "
Justin:"Girl I don't want your titty candy."

by CCPBMXIXMBC January 31, 2018

candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.

Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.

by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019

Candy (name)

Candy one of the most sweetest girl you will ever meet she’s cute, funny and kind. she has the most purest heart and will always be there for you no matter what. Candy is the kind of girl that will stay loyal to you no matter what, even if you’ve done some messed up things she will always forgive you because she’s the most sweetest and understanding person. Get yourself a candy and if you do don’t lose her you will regret it!

dang Candy is so sweet and pretty!

…Candy’s so understanding i love her!!

Candy is a sweet and lovable person.

Candy (name) is so nice!

by cinderellalations November 20, 2021

Stroller Candy

Eye candy out and about with his/her kid(s).

"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."

"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."

by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012

Stalker Candy

any person who receives unwanted attention of any kind on multiple occasions without provocation.

adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy

by daft35 February 19, 2012

Arm Candy

A baseball players slang for painkillers (ibouprofen, acetaminophen)

“Hey Julian, can I get some arm candy?”
“I ran out, but you can find some in Connor’s bag.”

by DomDaBomb20 January 31, 2023